
This blog is a collection of random stories, anecdotes and thoughts in general. I started it back in September 2004 when my lifestyle as a wanderer began with an exchange trip to France. As the people, places and shenanigans blur together this blog is as much a tool to remind myself of what I have done and who I have met as it is to inform my friends and family that I am, in fact, still alive.
Monday, May 28, 2007
London Calling

Thursday, May 24, 2007
To The Motherland
As with much of my time in Montreal, it has been a week of heavy drinking and much partying. The weather has improved dramatically and it is a wonderful sunny day as I get ready to leave. Since we got back from camping days/nights have been occupied with some gamecube, some cooking, a bit of football/hacky sack and of course; beerpong. It has gotten quite ritualistic in fact.
Beer pong is reasonably simple. Two triangles are set up; one at each end of the table consisting of partially filled cups of beer. You then either play one on one or team up to throw ping pong balls down to the other end of the table attempting to get them into your opponents' cups. At first it is quite an easy task but as the cups begin to disappear it becomes increasingly difficult.
Simon and Richie are a pair of idiots. On our way out they were throwing themselves into couches, traffic cones, piles of boxes and just plain trash. Wrestling with each other in the street and generally scaring the hell out of people walking past. Poor souls. To make matters worse, when we got home I passed out on the couch and they covered me in shaving cream, marker etc. Then started throwing mattresses at me and wrestling with me, Sie and Richie like complete idiots until the police were called and had to break it up. Personally I think it was Richie's laughter that caused the trouble. Damn that boy is loud.
Which reminds me, the night before when we got home, Sie decided to cover Aurelien's bed in stuff, starting with his cupboard and finishing with every single thing in his room. While he was doing all this, the girl in his bed passed out. Way to blow it Sie. Good stuff.
Today I'm flying off to London for a couple of weeks with Ben Dyer followed by my trip to Sweden. A trip that is looking increasingly unsure as finding work looks like a tricky task.
In a hungover daze I left my Ipod+speakers in the hostel in Seattle. The past few weeks have been occupied with attempts to contact them and get postage organised. Lately it has looked certain that it wouldn't arrive in Montreal before I flew out and I had resigned to the fact that I would have to pay for more shipping and mess around with it in international transit. I couldn't believe it when my ipod arrived mere hours before I had to leave for the airport. I was certain that it was lost in transit for the time being and that I would have to make alternative arrangements. I am pretty damn lucky sometimes.
I am having mixed emotions here; not knowing what to make of my situation. I have had a crazy year here in North America and I am sad to leave. It's been "a rollercoaster ride of emotions" as Rico so eloquently put it and I hopefully I have some good memories that will last for ever. I suppose I should try to take stock of some of my shinanigans; obviously being drunk and stoned didn't help me much but I really couldn't get much of a string of stories together for the campfire when requested in Ontario; felt rather empty at that moment.
Beer pong is reasonably simple. Two triangles are set up; one at each end of the table consisting of partially filled cups of beer. You then either play one on one or team up to throw ping pong balls down to the other end of the table attempting to get them into your opponents' cups. At first it is quite an easy task but as the cups begin to disappear it becomes increasingly difficult.
Today I'm flying off to London for a couple of weeks with Ben Dyer followed by my trip to Sweden. A trip that is looking increasingly unsure as finding work looks like a tricky task.
In a hungover daze I left my Ipod+speakers in the hostel in Seattle. The past few weeks have been occupied with attempts to contact them and get postage organised. Lately it has looked certain that it wouldn't arrive in Montreal before I flew out and I had resigned to the fact that I would have to pay for more shipping and mess around with it in international transit. I couldn't believe it when my ipod arrived mere hours before I had to leave for the airport. I was certain that it was lost in transit for the time being and that I would have to make alternative arrangements. I am pretty damn lucky sometimes.
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Powerhouse Weekend


The next day we all got into a solid session of football. I am absolutely elated that my knee survived it without so much as a hiccup. Awesome. After we built up a serious sweat we hit the lake; ouch that was cold. Seriously. I have never seen a group of grown men scream so much. "My Balls!!!" "Ahhhhhh, ahhhh!"


At the permit office they had mannequins set up promoting correct paddling technique- kneeling on pads rather than sitting. I took note and carried on. Everyone else sat in their seats and paddled away, while I stood tall on my knees- back to that in a bit. Alex and my canoe - known as the C-Bomb - was the definite powerhouse. Albeit a pretty wobbly powerhouse as I haven't had a lot of experience in the stern; we covered at least twice the distance of everyone else and still remained up front. After about 3 hours of paddling we picked our camp site and set up the tent, the fire and the vodka.


Later that night Saks and Sie were discovered back to back in the middle of the woods out cold. No one knew why. I woke up wet, naked, no sleeping bag and ridiculously cold. No one knows why. To give a rough idea of how cold it was, my wet clothes draped over some trees by a mysterious helper were frozen in the morning. That cold. Sie was worse for wear and doused the tent with a few rounds of churned up wieners. Those with any sense at all moved outside, whereas those of us too drunk/cold to know where we were stayed put and cuddled. The next day we all got up and I suddenly realised I couldn't walk. Turns out while much more powerful, the kneeling thing has it's drawbacks. Here I sit almost 4 days later and still my quads lock up from time to time. That sore.


The shame.
We parted ways and Sie and I hit KFC with a vengeance. 18 pieces of chicken, the mother of all fries, 2 coleslaw and a mountain dew hit us hard. We didn't make it all the way through but by god we tried. We then quickly passed out.
This weekend's catch phrases: C-Bomb, X-Bus, diarrhea mouth, Jenna
Thursday, May 10, 2007
Packing Up
Today we're all packing up and getting organised for our trip. Headed to Algonquin park in Ontario for a few days of camping/canoeing. Our buddy Dan is one of those people you always want to plan a trip with. He does everything so efficiently and thoroughly. I'm sure things will run smoothly with him on board. I've pushed back my flight a bit from here; flying to London on the 23rd of May, stay there for just over a week and then it's Sweden baby. This second year is going to be a weird one.
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
The Boy is Back in Town
This weekend we're headed to Ontario for a road/canoe/camping trip. A random surprise but it should really give me a genuine Canadian experience. Maybe I'll run into a bear, some moose or a yak. Quite looking forward to that.
Friday, May 04, 2007
The Bahamas
The music, the 'horse racing', the passengers, the staff...
We wandered around the ship a bit, took a shower, had a nap, lay by the pool. (I probably should have taken a picture of it; I have seen bathtubs bigger than this thing) 7pm rolled around and we headed down to the restaurant for our dinner. Tables were assigned and we took our seats. As we walked in the host said something a little strange "I have a very special table for you, I hope you can handle six" I had no idea what he was talking about... at the time. Starving... Vic and I tucked into some bread rolls. After a few minutes a couple of young Canadian girls sat down next to us. Then another couple of girls took a seat on the other side. A little older, maybe late twenties, from Michigan. Last to sit down were another two Canadian girls from Montreal. Tara and Candy. We got along pretty well and dinner was served. The food was pretty decent to my surprise, it could have been that I was just that hungry but I think it was a combination of that and it being half way edible. Pan fried sea bass. Yum. We all ate, talked about our common time share experiences and life in general.
Once we had enjoyed the show we headed upstairs (with a couple of fresh drinks) to the Kareoke bar. Vic could hardly contain himself- this man likes his bad 80's music and wanted to share his passion with as many people as possible. I got up and sang a few tunes in between chatting with our host; Viktoria.
The next day we were a little slow getting up. Between Vic's excess alcohol consumption and my lack of sleep... but we made it onto the island eventually. When we got out we realised just how crappy our ship was; the one next to ours was about 3 times the size and we could see a climbing wall on the top deck. A freaking climbing wall!
We headed down to the beach from there - the water was incredible. I have never seen water like that, this brilliant teal colour washing up against beautiful sand - much like the sand in Australia funnily enough. We lay there for a few hours and I spread my burns to new and exciting locations.
After a decent period of reddening we headed back to the ship. On the way I finally found some shoes I liked - my others are beyond a joke. I was pleasantly surprised to find no tax on top of the price. Something I haven't seen since I left Australia.
And that's about it. I am sitting at Fort Lauderdale Airport right now pleasantly surprised to find free wireless internet. Something free in America?? What's going on? The whole trip has been characterised by people trying to get money from me in every way they can, its like its been one big scam - my lesson learned? NEVER get a package Holiday ever. Ever. Particularly if it is too cheap, turns out it isn't that cheap after all. I should get into Montreal about 7pm tonight for the big reunion. It's been about 7or 8 months since I've seen the boys and I am really excited.
Mainland Florida
My trip in Florida was colorful to say the least! Universal Studios was great fun; what we were told was going to be two buses turned into 5 but we got there in the end! Our hotel was in a pretty crappy part of town and we were pretty far away from everything.
That night we took a $60 cab down to the beach front and had some quality American cuisine from Cheeburger. Not too bad at all - in case you hadn't guessed; burgers etc have been my staple diet here in the US due to accessibility and cost factors. From there we bought a couple of beers and strolled down to a place we heard was pretty happening - Los Olas. On the way we passed some pretty impressive properties. A network of canals and bridges linked these houses; most of which had various sized yachts parked out the front. One was in the vicinity of 30metres long. Personally I couldn't figure out how the drove it in there in the first place. But apparently they did. We got down to Los Olas and it was wild. I mean wild. Drinking everywhere, about 10-12 bars and clubs all on 2 blocks with people spilling out everywhere. It was incredible. After a few hours (we got there pretty late) and took a $25 taxi home. (notice any indiscretions in the pricing??)
The next morning we got up and headed to our 'free breakfast' that turned out to be some croissants and orange juice followed by a two and a half hour timeshare presentation; fun! The best part was when they were harassing us to buy, not quite understanding that as a perpetually traveling, poverty stricken, barred from working at the largest resort in North America snowboard instructor... I am not exactly in a position to be spending $48,000 on a time share
investment. No matter how appealing dealing with the same people who managed to rope me into this in the first place and then lumping me with all kinds of hidden costs and charges, presentations and crappy situations might seem.
A little shaken, we headed back to the hotel to hit the pool. I fell asleep in the sun and absolutely barbecued myself, painfully so. It now looks like I am a red man wearing white shorts; the tan line is quite pronounced to say the least.
That night we headed down to the Hard Rock Casino - we played some pool and had a few beers (noticing a pattern here?) but as it was a Sunday it wasn't exactly a cranking atmosphere, besides... a Casino with no Blackjack?? I don't think so.
And that's my time in mainland Florida. Not quite what I had expected/hoped for but I definitely had a laugh or two along the way. I would quite like to do Florida again without the package deal. A word to the wise for you travelers out there. Never get a packaged deal; pave your own way.
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