Thursday, December 25, 2008

Surviving Another Week

So another week has gone by in Sweden and I have no new significant injuries! What better reason to celebrate?! Oh right, Jesus. That guy.

So Christmas in Sweden is a little bit different. Christmas eve is the big day here. All the kids open their presents in the afternoon and have a massive dinner that evening. Christmas day seems like a time for everyone to get wasted and go out partying.

Christmas eve here was pretty impressive. We all chipped in some cash and a few of the girls put on a feast and a half. We sat about 20-25 people at the dining table and waited for the food to be ready while drinking our glögg (mixture of various spirits and julmust - Christmas cordial).

Emil got a weird skateboard-type thing called a Ripstick. It's only got two wheels and you move forward by wriggling from side to side. With great difficulty we took turns zipping around the living room and the dining table trying our best to do tricks like side sliding and monos. There was a fair bit of crashing but with a little bit of grace we- and the tree- survived the evening.

When called everyone leaped up to fill their plates with Swedish meatballs, potatoes, potato gratin, sausages, salmon, Christmas ham, various types of Swedish bread. Everything tasted amazing. I was mowing through the food in a hazy attempt to eat everything at once. After my second plate I was ready to collapse in a swollen food coma. Despite the crazy amount of partying going on this week I am doing my best to behave as work takes priority for the time being and a hangover coupled with a lack of sleep is the last thing I want right now. A few weeks down the track I might brave the prospect - scratch that - next week is new years eve! Time to see how the Swedes compare with the Norwegians in the new year celebrations.

As the first week in the ski school draws to a close I am able to breathe a sigh of relief. I was pretty nervous on Monday morning as I was charged with organising 26 skiers and 4 instructors- three of them with many years more experience than I. I then had a group of 7-8 year old Swedish intermediate skiers and finished up with 3 intermediate Swedish Adults. Strangely enough everything went far more smoothly than I could have hoped for.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Mental Note: Take it Easy, Nutjob

A very long but very cheap trip to the doctor's shows that my hand is not in fact broken, not even fractured. It just hurts like hell and should sort itself out without a cast or anything in a couple of weeks. How lucky is that?

Not as lucky as some things... Today we were changing over a few more advertisements around the resort. One of the big ones half way up the mountain meant that we had to get on the lift with our gear (ladders etc) and walk down to the poster. Once we'd finished we took our ladders and the old sign and headed back down to the base. It's quite a hike back down so we jumped on the old sign and slid down the mountain on our butts. It was a bit chaotic and out of control but it went well at first until I went over a crest to be met by a pretty crazy-steep, ungroomed ski-run covered in giant icebergs. Yay. It's a miracle I'm not dead. There I was; careering out of control on a huge sheet of plastic, skimming through a minefield of rock-solid chunks of ice. I managed to avoid most of the bigger ones but didn't manage to spare my butt and back the impact of a few of the smaller ones. (the boxs of screws I had in my pocket is going to leave a pretty serious bruise on my thigh). I somehow managed to spin myself around so that I was flying head first on my back through this gauntlet of pain shortly before I started heading towards one about the size of a horse. Jocke watched in horror as the scene became more and more ridiculous. By some manner of divine luck I managed to twist myself so that my shoulder slid up the iceblock and I finally managed to come to a stop. Shaken, stirred and bruised... but nothing more... I got up and walked away.

I spent the next few hours thanking my lucky stars and acknowleding yet another warning shot accross the bow to take it easy this season.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Timbuktu

My first day of work went pretty well. Going around setting up advertisements around the resort and changing over signs in ski racks etc. Not the most glamorous job in the world but it was pretty cruisey and a good way to meet everyone. After work the ski school has an afterski set up at the Holiday club which was pretty sweet and it was there that the first of the English Fridays took off. It was such a relief to be able to be myself once again instead of the constantly looking and thinking introvert I am in Swedish social situations as my brain computes what the hell is going on around me. It was funny to see the fear in some peoples' eyes when I greeting people in English over breakfast - now they know how I feel! It served to separate people into those who are brave and want to practice and those who are embarrassed and suddenly go silent.

We all headed back to Klappen for a sauna (about my 5th in a week) and some beers before we headed out to the Timbuktu concert.

A bunch of people from one of the other staff housing places came over and brought with them a random guy from Sydney who had just arrived looking for work. He made me feel a hell of a lot more sane: he speaks no Swedish and has no job lined up - he is also the only other non-swede I have met in Are.

It was a pretty crazy night all in all. A ski season wouldn't be complete without me hurting myself in a stupid way so I thought I would break one of the bones in my hand by slapping Jocke on the ass with a glove right as he put his elbow back. I also lost my phone and almost got arrested as I got into a fight with some drunken dude who insisted that his father built a couple of plant things on the side of the road. Thankfully Jocke pulled me away before the police ran over to see what the commotion was all about. At least with a broken hand I can still ski!

Funnily enough, despite all the misfortune that I encountered it was a good night and thoroughly helped to make me feel at home with the people around me.

Big Catch Up

Two weeks in Perth went very well. The boat trip was magnificent, I got to catch up with just about everyone and enjoyed the fantastic weather I was blessed with for my time there. There were a few people absent including my mother so it wasn't quite the same as my usual drop-ins. I wrapped it all up with the new bond film with Kenny from which we went directly to the airport. Kenny quite logically pointed out that having several small plastic bags packed with protein powder probably wouldn't wouldn't look so good as I fly through Singapore so they stayed in Perth and I went on.

Two weeks in London took their toll. It's a bit of a tradition when Ben and I see one another to go a bit overboard and this was no exception. The first weekend I caught up with Ben, Adam, Vic, Ranga, Muel, Shirley and a few others. While we didn't make it to the Church we still did plenty of damage at the Walkabout on Sunday to wrap up the 4 day weekend. I managed to be a little responsible during the week and Ranga and I made it to the gym a few times, got through a bit of homework and was generally a well behaved and rational person. Unfortunately the same can't be said for the following weekend. Saturday night I caught up with George from back at camp in the states as well as Alex and Simon from Montreal. A mixture of house parties, bars and clubs; George, Ben and I ended up crashing on couches in some girl's living room.

6 of us woke up and headed out to breakfast and thought; hey, why not start the day with a pitcher of margaritas? Why not indeed. Over breakfast we talked up the 'experience' of the Church for George, a native Brit who had never experienced the equisite spectacle that is the Church. Apparently it far exceeded his expectations and he can't wait to return. From chatting up girls dressed up as boys to motorboating painfully old women with excessive breast implants (George!). From being fought over by the super twins to having an unwanted sidekick step in. It was one hell of a Sunday. We've all vowed to do it all over again once the season is over.

Naturally after a bender like that I contracted a bit of a cold which I am still trying to shake off.

I flew into Stockholm and caught up with everyone from the good old days at the Hard Rock Cafe. What started out as stopping by for a quick meal and a quick hello turned into a shower of shots at Pub Anchor. That pretty much put me out of commission for the rest of my time in Stockholm but that was a-ok with me. I still had to finish off my Vardskapet (village/company study package), sort out a phone, bank account etc before getting up to the snow.

Before jumping on my mightnight train up to Are I met a crazy old drunken Finnish dude in a hawaiian shirt at the train station who insisted on having a lengthy but limited conversation with me. I figured I could use the practice but I'm not sure whose Swedish was worse? His or mine? 8 hours later the train came to a screeching halt as they pulled back to drag the corpse of an alg (like a small moose?) off the tracks. I have been to Are a couple of times but never seen it so covered in snow!

I'm living in a massive house a little out of town. At the moment we're only about 20 but at capacity it holds about 45 people. Not everyone has arrived and it won't be full until early February. So far I have a room to myself but there is a second bed that's bound to be filled before too long. My first night here was spent meeting everyone, having a giant sauna (it holds about 15 people) while drinking beer. It was all a big blurr for a variety of reasons but I gather much fun was had by all. While I am frequently told how good my Swedish is I am constantly reminded how much I have to learn! I can get by well enough one on one but in a group situation I have no choice but to sink into the background as I struggle to follow the rapidly changing conversation topic.

It is because of this that I have decided to test out English Fridays to give myself a bit of a chance to be myself. All my housemates seem to like the idea as it will give them a chance to practice their English.

Timbuktu is one of Sweden's biggest hip hop artists and I have been listening to him for a few years now; not only in an effort to maintain my Swedish but also because his music is pretty sweet. He is playing at one of Are's most popular clubs this Friday and all the staff are buzzing in anticipation. I have not spoken to one person who isn't planning on going. I hear there are 250-350 staff here so far with more set to come in the next few weeks. Should be a good night out...

So far work has been pretty cruisy; a lot of meeting, talking, looking, getting fitted out for uniforms and snowboarding around the area. The resort is divided up into 5 or 6 different locations; with 3 different ski school locations. I am based in the town center which has a pretty mixed demographic. Sounds like for the first part of the season I will be taking ski groups as more and more snowboarders come along later in the season. This week was our introduction week while tomorrow I start my first day of 'work' where I will be helping set up signs and getting the ski area ready for guests. The majority of people won't be starting until the 22nd of December when the season really kicks off. There is enough snow to have the resort running at full capacity but as there is hardly anyone around they aren't opening the lifts up as much as they could. This is a good sign for a good season - although having said that many resorts that experience early falls seem to 'use up' their snow early and not get much more later on.